DC Trawler
"The best President we have ever had so far"
2:43 PM 12/02/2013
Things are looking bleaker every day for America. And, more
importantly, for President Barack Obama. But he can always count on his
cheerleaders in the press to brighten his day!
From Darlene Superville (which is where Clark Kent grew up, right?) at the Associated Press, here are “5 New Things About President Obama”:
You have to admit, this list does indeed contain five items pertaining to Barack Obama. I’m sure Ms. Superville would’ve mentioned something about Obamacare, or Iran, or Benghazi, or the IRS, or the NSA, or any of his other stunning
successes. But that would mean changing the headline, and it’d turn into this whole big thing.
Bravo, Mr. President! I can’t wait until you run for your third term. Sure, that’s against the Constitution, but since when has that stopped you?
From Darlene Superville (which is where Clark Kent grew up, right?) at the Associated Press, here are “5 New Things About President Obama”:
- HE SINGS IN THE BATHROOM
- THIS PRESIDENT CAN COOK
- BROKE HIS NOSE PLAYING BASKETBALL
- WORLD TRAVELER
- DAUGHTER HAS PEANUT ALLERGY
You have to admit, this list does indeed contain five items pertaining to Barack Obama. I’m sure Ms. Superville would’ve mentioned something about Obamacare, or Iran, or Benghazi, or the IRS, or the NSA, or any of his other stunning
successes. But that would mean changing the headline, and it’d turn into this whole big thing.Bravo, Mr. President! I can’t wait until you run for your third term. Sure, that’s against the Constitution, but since when has that stopped you?
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/02/our-dear-leader-will-be-pleased-by-this-latest-offering-from-the-associated-press/#ixzz2mMefqYzm
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