"The best President we have ever had so far"
2:43 PM 12/02/2013
From Darlene Superville (which is where Clark Kent grew up, right?) at the Associated Press, here are “5 New Things About President Obama”:
- HE SINGS IN THE BATHROOM
- THIS PRESIDENT CAN COOK
- BROKE HIS NOSE PLAYING BASKETBALL
- WORLD TRAVELER
- DAUGHTER HAS PEANUT ALLERGY
You have to admit, this list does indeed contain five items pertaining to Barack Obama. I’m sure Ms. Superville would’ve mentioned something about Obamacare, or Iran, or Benghazi, or the IRS, or the NSA, or any of his other successes. But that would mean changing the headline, and it’d turn into this whole big thing.
Bravo, Mr. President! I can’t wait until you run for your third term. Sure, that’s against the Constitution, but since when has that stopped you?
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/02/our-dear-leader-will-be-pleased-by-this-latest-offering-from-the-associated-press/#ixzz2mMefqYzm